One of the ways to stop a cat from coming to your bed is to cover it in plastic sheet and draw a Scottish wildcat using as many colors as you can have fun with, in hope that some of those shapes and colors may register as a DO NOT ENTER sign to the current queen of the house, a medium hair calico, also known as Hobbes.
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Бежи мацо са мог кревета!
Немо' да кењаш него иди па се играј негде другде!
Е, ако нећеш, онда ћу да прекријем кревет пластиком, нацртам луду дивљу мачку, па да видим да ли ћеш онда смети да приђеш. Ха!!!